Alright kids, it's finally happening. I'm in a Bollywood movie.

The movie that I begin my scenes on next Monday (they already started shooting yesterday for other characters) is GOING TO HAVE 2 SONGS. AND WHAT DO SONGS NEED? THEY NEED DANCES! So yep, those trite things you see on TV and you glare and go, "Are you fer real? Yes, this movie's gonna have those. It's called SMS 6260 and should be released in November in India. I'm sure all you kids back home checking this will be running to your nearest torrent site to download it as soon as it gets released. BLOCKBUSTER HIT! (Jazz hands!)

I'm even IN the second dance scene. No, not dancing or singing, but the scene where the second song will be shot. All of a sudden I've entered another dimension, a whole new level of movie, and am totally excited.