So I'm doing an interview today for Microsoft, and I hear the ring-song (is that what they call those songs you hear as you call someone's phone??) of some dude. I had to laugh at what I heard.

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus.

KICK. ASS.

Quote of the Day
"Go to the stairs and come on your knees."
-Virginia, proposing something for which I don't have the flexibility

You're not gonna believe what I did out of the sheer lunacy of it. I installed Microsoft Office Communicator (a corporate version of Windows Messenger) on here, which basically connects me to all other Microsoft employees. Let me clarify - ALL MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES. So who does this include? That's right, Mr. Bill Gates. And yes, I added him to my contact list.

So what happens when you get a notification that a new 'buddy' has added you to their contacts list? Naturally, you deny them if you don't know who the hell that person is. I've subverted that by being extremely intelligent and cunning. I sent him an email (because I'm sure he doesn't receive many) that said the following: Okay fine, I thought, "Hey why not," and added you to my Microsoft Office Communicator account and I'm in India. (Bangalore)But hey- nothing wrong with having another contact that's extremely intriguing on here, right? (And I assure you that I'm very interesting.)

I'm a frikkin moron and I have no clue why I just wrote one of the frikkin richest men-- in the world.

Quote of the Day
"God, I'm sucking harder than usual today"
-Nicole, talking once again about her play-time antics

Oh yeah, the electricity was gone here at frikkin' Microsoft for 3.5 hours. See, they have the computers and phones on a separate power source so that even if the regular current goes out, they have these bad boys on a backup so that people don't lose their data. Today it was the other way around (which sucks for anyone who had important stuff open). The backup supply went down, and the rest of the stuff was fine. We had the lights, cafeteria, all that jazz totally fine. But the phones and computers were down. Total suckage. But hey, now we're back and good to go. I'm out. I'm sure there are MUCH more important issues to detail, but this is all I can think of for now. Goin back to listening to trance music.