Quote of the Day
"How much for mouses around here?"
-Amit, obviously expressing his talent as a Language Trainer

I know, I know, you all are missing me. I'm getting insane emails from people asking- nay, PLEADING- that I write another post. Fine, to sate the masses, I shall write a post.

This may disappoint, but I'm gonna go off and blab on about the House of Representatives and GOP right now. Republicans managed to pass a bill in the House that- get this- reduces the amount of lawsuits can be filed against companies that pollute drinking water. Not kidding. There's a chemical called MTBE that is an additive to gasoline, which has been leaked to drinking water. Alright, so connect some of the dots, if you can. Take a WILD guess where the authors of this bill are from. Gasoline.... any ideas yet? Yep, TEXAS, Dubya's home-state. Should this be surprising that his cronies are once again helping Dubya's oil-field buddies?

But honestly, that's not even the worst part of it! The energy bill also allows drilling in a previously untouched Alaskan wildlife refuge. This area had been set aside by FDR (one of the greatest Presidents in US history, I believe), and that has been respected for decades... until now.

Keep going, conservatives. Let's see how much you can ruin America (which yeah, I call home) by the time your wallets get full. Pathetic.

Another Quote of the Day
"I'm knitting her a f**kin' baby blanket, the least she could do is call me."
-Brooke, uttering quite possibly one of the funniest phrases I've heard in a while

Quote of the Day
"I've gotten more ass from a toilet seat when I'm in Singapore."
-Amit, doing an impression of a co-worker