Okay fine, so he's not exactly known to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I have a soft spot for Keanu Reaves. No, it's not just The Matrix... the thing that impressed me most is that this guy can spout off Shakespeare like there's no tomorrow. He's an addictive fan of the Beaird's work, which is very unlike the persona people attach to him. Anyway, the reason I'm bringing this up... he had a great quote that I totally agree with, and I thought I'd put it on here:

"If you can make a woman laugh, you're seeing the most beautiful thing on God's Earth."

Couldn't have said it better myself...

Alright, this is a weird addition, but it's something that I've thought every time I go to the bathroom. (See how odd this already sounds??)

In America, after using the urinals, guys will wash their hands and leave. No wait- let me clarify. Guys will sometimes wash their hands before they leave. That's right ladies- if you see a guy come out of the bathroom and he's hanging out with you afterwards, there's a very good possibility that he hasn't washed his hands. (Disgusting.) To make sure, look at the back of their hands. Why? Because most guys who wash their hands will dry their palms because that's what you use most. The back isn't as important, and in high probability (of course I can't speak for every guy), there will be a bit of water/moisture on it. PLUS, if you only see the palm moist, that's a problem. He's umm... splashed a bit on himself. (I know I know this is nasty... there's an interesting cultural phenomenon coming up, I swear.)

In India however, in the last 5 months I've been here, there's been ZERO cases of that. Every single person washes their hands afterwards. Before eating. After eating. For a country that you see on TV as being dirty, blah blah blah, the people in India are frikkin anal (maybe that sounds a bit weird..) about being clean. You look on the street and (aside from drivers), everyone's got some ironed button down shirt on, etc. Craziness.

Alright I'm done. So yeah, if you notice some dude get out of the bathroom WAYYYY too quickly around there, send him back. Better yet, just walk away. Better even STILL, totally stop talking to him. Muhuhuahahahaha....

Quote of the Day
"It might get shorter, but it won't get softer."
-Andrea

Quote of the Day
"If someone were to tell me I was half-African, hell I'd believe it..
-Arshy, and no I have no clue what she was talking about

Best IM of the day
"I'm afraid I'm terribly lost, but people say it's a good look for me, so I run with it."
-Brittni, trying to figure out what the hell I was talking about