So I read a lot of RSS feeds, and I saw a headline that read, "Arkansas to start Dick at QB in Capital One Bowl." That in itself is funny.

But then I followed it to ESPN.com where the story originates and the title is funnier than anything I could've come up with....

You've just gotta check it out.

Have fun.

So i was pumping gas into my bike, and i opted for the higher octane gas. it's a bit more expensive, and in the long run it costs more, but at the same time, it helps your engine because it keeps it cleaner and there's less damage done to the engine. So like, after years or whatever you don't have to replace the whole engine or whatever.

Then I thought to myself- if I put high octane gas to keep my engine clean, then why do i have such bad eating habits? Vehicles come and go. But the body-- I've only got one of those.

And then further along, i thought about the fact that women (or relationships) are just like vehicles. It's nice to get one that looks hot/nice the everyone will look at and go, "oooohh.." but in the long run, what you really want is something that's dependable and will stay with you and won't break down. it's nice to get the new flavor of the month car that looks fuckin hot at the time, but after a few years, the design will look old, and what you really wish is that you got the boring Toyota Camry or Honda Accord because it's not going anywhere AND here's another one- If you get a Ferrari, that looks great throughout history. But for that, just like women, what do you need? MONEY. LOTS of it.

Alright, so maybe the end part was a bit cynical about me marrying Angelina Jolie or Adriana Lima. But hey, I think that the rest of them apply to men AND women.

K, I'm out. Peas.