Quote of the Day
"I don't want to marry a girl for love-- I want to marry a girl that'll obey."
-Amit
and.. as an addendum, Amit wants me to put this as his Quote of the Day
"I love kittens!"
Friday, March 18, 2005
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
A little tidbit in case someone's thinking of visiting India with regards to mosquitos. Alright, so I remember when I used to visit and such, these bastards would bite me and I'd be scratching for almost a week. It was .. highly.. annoying.
But the reason why you itch/scratch so much is because all humans are allergic to mosquito saliva. I've noticed lately that I don't itch nearly as long as I used to. That's right, basically I've been getting 'allergy shots' of mosquito saliva every day that I get bitten. As a result, the reaction isn't nearly as severe, which means that it'll be bothersome for about 20 minutes, and then that's IT. All done. Damn, that's great.
I wonder what'd happen if I start biting people. Would it itch? Some of the lingering questions about our universe....
But the reason why you itch/scratch so much is because all humans are allergic to mosquito saliva. I've noticed lately that I don't itch nearly as long as I used to. That's right, basically I've been getting 'allergy shots' of mosquito saliva every day that I get bitten. As a result, the reaction isn't nearly as severe, which means that it'll be bothersome for about 20 minutes, and then that's IT. All done. Damn, that's great.
I wonder what'd happen if I start biting people. Would it itch? Some of the lingering questions about our universe....
Alright, so this is a bit adult, but if you're okay with that, you should definitely check out the article. It's hilarious.
Two is definitely not better
Never mess with what nature gave ya. That's what I say. (Unless you're a woman getting implants. In that case, god bless you.)
Two is definitely not better
Never mess with what nature gave ya. That's what I say. (Unless you're a woman getting implants. In that case, god bless you.)
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
I started having 'students' here at work, where people come to me for coaching and such. Today, I had four people at once, which was rather crazy. Honestly, I was overwhelmed and I had to come up with a way to split them up so that I can recognize what they need and so on.
Funny thing though- one of Amit's students keeps asking him if he can be my student. Amit was like, "Whaaaa? What the hell's going on?"
All I gotsta say is, Ima P-I-M-P. Unfortunately, the person isn't a young buxom girl who desperately wants a teacher to show her the way.
Ah well.
Funny thing though- one of Amit's students keeps asking him if he can be my student. Amit was like, "Whaaaa? What the hell's going on?"
All I gotsta say is, Ima P-I-M-P. Unfortunately, the person isn't a young buxom girl who desperately wants a teacher to show her the way.
Ah well.
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