Now you may think that the next part is a chunk of a forward somewhere, but I actually thought of it today.

Here goes- I was sitting on the throne today, and remembered that I got stuck in the bathroom when I was five and my uncle (after what seemed like hours) opened the door somehow. Then I realized that cops on TV are able to break down doors all the time. Just kick.

Other than.... wait... horror movies they can't, can they.

So here's what I realized- cops in any movie can kick down any door they choose, regardless of the lock(s) or whether the door is steel or wood. The kick the door in rule applies everywhere other than a horror movie where neither the girl with the bouncies nor the serial killer (even if he/she is a cop) can kick down doors.

Any ideas why???