Quote of the Day
"Don't sue me."
-Ki Tai, my professor, after smackin my back for being stupid in class.
Friday, April 02, 2004
Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Quote of the Day
"You know what, let's not and say we did."
-Jennifer, Object Oriented Systems class
I had a very weird dream yesterday and I'm gonna go ahead and put it on here. Sure there are a bunch of random people who come on here to check their/their friends' photos, but hey, it's my site, right?
So I dream that I move to New York City and I have a wife. A WIFE. She's got dark hair, she's.. ample.. in areas, and amazing eyes. Regardless, that's not the point of the story. The point is that she's an actress too and that we move to a dingy apt (I think we were living with someone at the time) and get lost in NY trying to get to the right subway so that we can get to an audition on the first day there. Oh yeah, for those non-actors out there who are checking this out, that's damn-near impossible to get called for a callback the first day. You have to be Al Pacino for that.
Also in the dream, I forget my headshot and resume, and decide to write one up while we're on the subway. We're 20 minutes late, and when we get there, it's Kevin Spacey who's the casting director. He automatically looks at both of us and goes, "That's it! You two have the parts!" We're ecstatic and so on, and after we get to the set, we realize-- get this -- it's a documentary on the similarities of apes to humans.
I'm offended.
And now I'm eating the lice from my shaved head. [scratch scratch]
"You know what, let's not and say we did."
-Jennifer, Object Oriented Systems class
I had a very weird dream yesterday and I'm gonna go ahead and put it on here. Sure there are a bunch of random people who come on here to check their/their friends' photos, but hey, it's my site, right?
So I dream that I move to New York City and I have a wife. A WIFE. She's got dark hair, she's.. ample.. in areas, and amazing eyes. Regardless, that's not the point of the story. The point is that she's an actress too and that we move to a dingy apt (I think we were living with someone at the time) and get lost in NY trying to get to the right subway so that we can get to an audition on the first day there. Oh yeah, for those non-actors out there who are checking this out, that's damn-near impossible to get called for a callback the first day. You have to be Al Pacino for that.
Also in the dream, I forget my headshot and resume, and decide to write one up while we're on the subway. We're 20 minutes late, and when we get there, it's Kevin Spacey who's the casting director. He automatically looks at both of us and goes, "That's it! You two have the parts!" We're ecstatic and so on, and after we get to the set, we realize-- get this -- it's a documentary on the similarities of apes to humans.
I'm offended.
And now I'm eating the lice from my shaved head. [scratch scratch]
Monday, March 29, 2004
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