Quote of the Day
"Hey Aparna, do you remember the fruits that you gave us yesterday? Yeah well I really appreciated it this afternoon"
-Amit, giving us way more than we needed to know about his bowel movements

Alright, so maybe I'm a sucker for fashion or movie premieres, or whatever. But you know what I can't stand? People who dress like total crap. Listen, if you're a big star and you're headed to your movie premiere, two things can happen.

1. Dress all cool and relaxed. A pair of jeans, a crisp looking jacket, a nice ironed shirt, etc. Fine. (For men of course.) For a woman, some kind of muted top with once again, a fitting but fashionable pair of jeans.
2. Dress up a bit. Movie premieres aren't the Oscars of course, so don't go all out with some designer digs. Don't go for weird couture crap that you saw on a runway with some ridiculously skinny 6" tall model. It's not gonna look good on you. Other than that, fair game. Will Smith always looks good, and so does Mandy Moore. Imitate them.

So you're wondering, what are some examples of bad attire? Darryl Hannah looks like crap here, and as for guys, check out a stellar example with Michael Madsen on the far right. Is this what you do as a star?

Trust me, when I get big, I won't be doing this-- regardless of what my publicist says.

BAD ASS.

Alright so I'm in this stuffy office where I'm trying to pay the cable internet bill. Apparently the idea of "mailing the bill" or "online checking" is a foreign idea to them, so you have to walk all the way over there, drop the thing, and wait for the guy to activate your account. It's hot and muggy, and there're a coupla guys watching some channel with Indian music videos.

A video comes up with the usual: stupid ass song, people running in open fields, changing costumes immediately, and different settings. Same crap. And then I look closer and see something-- during one of the costume changes, the guy has donned an OU SOONERS jersey! I couldn't believe it and kept rubbing my eyes. Yep, there it was, number 20. IN-SANE.

If anyone out there who reads this can let me know who number 20 is, I'd appreciate it. Leave a comment. I'm tempted to say it's Quentin Griffin.

GO SOONERS!

*New Info!*

Alright, so I found a link to the hotel I went to- The Leela. It's frikkin insane. The Leela Kempinski Bangalore We went to the Citrus restaurant, if you end up continuing to search the site.

I have, now, officially hit the rock-bottom of my music choices. I'm sitting here, listening to Launch. Now that's not bad in and of itself, but what IS bad is that - get this- I'm listening to Big Hits of the 80s. Dear God. How much further can I sink? Perhaps starting to listen to early retarded sounding 90s rap? Yes yes, I know it's supposed to be the roots of rap and such, but I just can't seem to enjoy people in leotards dancing around with yellow, green, and black glaring into my eyes.

Quote of the Day
"You're not all THAT fat...."
-Virginia, apparently trying to help my self-esteem. Needless to say, it didn't quite work out.