Friday, September 24, 2004

Quote of the Day
billionth indian: i want ass though
billionth indian: but i want him to care about me

Thursday, September 23, 2004

To say that a man saying something like this offends me to the bone is an understatement.

Good ol' Jimmy Swaggart.. again

Ugh. This is the type of behavior that gives Christianity a bad name. Imbeciles like Swaggart who go around preaching God and Redemption but show utter disrespect for those that they feel aren't up to their standards. And which standards exactly? This is the same man who was arrested for having a prostitute in his car and, in 1987, had an affair with a prostitute. He later claimed he "asked for forgiveness from God."

What is that phrase that Jesus spoke...

"Let he has not sinned throw the first stone."

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Now he's not exactly the most interesting guy to watch on the talk show circuit, but Kerry was on the Late Show with David Letterman last night doing his top 10 bush tax cut proposals. Go Dems!


Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.