You're not gonna believe what I did out of the sheer lunacy of it. I installed Microsoft Office Communicator (a corporate version of Windows Messenger) on here, which basically connects me to all other Microsoft employees. Let me clarify - ALL MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES. So who does this include? That's right, Mr. Bill Gates. And yes, I added him to my contact list.

So what happens when you get a notification that a new 'buddy' has added you to their contacts list? Naturally, you deny them if you don't know who the hell that person is. I've subverted that by being extremely intelligent and cunning. I sent him an email (because I'm sure he doesn't receive many) that said the following: Okay fine, I thought, "Hey why not," and added you to my Microsoft Office Communicator account and I'm in India. (Bangalore)But hey- nothing wrong with having another contact that's extremely intriguing on here, right? (And I assure you that I'm very interesting.)

I'm a frikkin moron and I have no clue why I just wrote one of the frikkin richest men-- in the world.