Alright, so maybe I'm a sucker for fashion or movie premieres, or whatever. But you know what I can't stand? People who dress like total crap. Listen, if you're a big star and you're headed to your movie premiere, two things can happen.

1. Dress all cool and relaxed. A pair of jeans, a crisp looking jacket, a nice ironed shirt, etc. Fine. (For men of course.) For a woman, some kind of muted top with once again, a fitting but fashionable pair of jeans.
2. Dress up a bit. Movie premieres aren't the Oscars of course, so don't go all out with some designer digs. Don't go for weird couture crap that you saw on a runway with some ridiculously skinny 6" tall model. It's not gonna look good on you. Other than that, fair game. Will Smith always looks good, and so does Mandy Moore. Imitate them.

So you're wondering, what are some examples of bad attire? Darryl Hannah looks like crap here, and as for guys, check out a stellar example with Michael Madsen on the far right. Is this what you do as a star?

Trust me, when I get big, I won't be doing this-- regardless of what my publicist says.