Oh Britney, Britney. When did you become so... stupid? Or is it that you were always stupid and I ignored it because of the rhythmic way in which your hips sway and the.... (drooling). Anyway, here it is, her retarded quote.

Most Retarded Celeb Quote
"Everything is going so well lately -- it literally brings me to my knees."
-Britney Spears, and I don't know how many fellatio jokes I can insert in this space