Alright people, I'm back in the US. What does this mean? Eating good home cooked food and not being around screaming vehicles. No, not loud vehicles, vehicles in India that scream all the time. Anyway, the point is, I'm digging being back. One of the first things I'll be doing is going to Wal-Mart and getting 1)Anchorman 2)Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle and 3)Something else that I can't recall right now. The movie selection there is RIDICULOUS and paltry because they only have those flix that made a gajillion dollars at the box office, and even those are usually some guy in a theater using his video camera.

But first, a story about the plane ride. So there I am, talking to this German girl Eliza (pretty cute, I might add), and she's on the way to Chicago. We're talking about getting used to different cultures, and she informs me of some of the phrases that don't quite translate well to America. One is "Do you have a rubber?", which is actually, "Do you have an eraser?" However the next one is priceless, and she gets to be the Quote of the Day.

Quote of the Day
"Will you knock me up in the morning?"
-Eliza, meaning to say 'Will you wake me up in the morning'