I rule SO much. I mean, I'm probably one of the funniest people in history. Alright, so I went to the Ku Klux Klan's website because of an article I read in the New York Times about a Klansman who is finally being tried for the murder of 3 people in the 1960s. Anyway, I go to the website and realize that the site is so well designed that it looks like it was done up by a 2 year old drunk monkey. I laugh heartily at the ill-conceived and even more illogical propoganda that they have on there, and at the bottom I see, "Contact Us."

It was too much for me.

I created an account on Hotmail and sent them an email with some stupid crap about "Hi my name is Matt Dickerson and I want to join your fine organization," and so on.

Now you might be wondering why anyone would want to associate in ANY way with such a heinous organization. The reason is this- as heinous as they are, they're also a bunch of imbeciles. I just want to see their reaction to a 'new recruit' and if they'll start preaching to me in their response. Then, at some point (preferably when I'm out of the country), I'll say, "Hey, did I mention I'm not white?"

It shall be glorious.